Aed jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)