Aed jokes
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.