Aed jokes
Your dad's a cunt.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.
In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"
The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."
In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"
The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."
In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"
The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."
Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"