Aed jokes
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.