Aed jokes
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Your dad's a cunt.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.