Aed jokes
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
I’m a paki nonse.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣