Aed jokes
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Make him read a book.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.