Aed jokes
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."
Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.