Aed jokes
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Pop a choccy milk!
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.