Aed jokes
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.