Aed jokes
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station while Manners tried to help Shit.
When Shut up got to the police station he says, "My brother has just been hit by a car."
The policeman replied with, "OK then, first I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"No, I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"Excuse me, but where are your manners?"
"Round the corner picking up shit."
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.