Aed jokes
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*