Aed jokes

Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?

A: They always seem to cut a little too close.

Emos,

They're always a cut above the rest.

Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?

To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to mix up some beats!

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

Why is a rap boat like a dog?

They both get off sniffing assholes.

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.