Aed jokes
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!