Aed jokes
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square