Aed jokes
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
This is a bad day for me.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Guys, my sister's pregnant!
I'm finally a dad!
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!