Aed jokes
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
I'm a turd.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.
Peter: "Hi Jack."
Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"
Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"
Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"
Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.
That being said I wish he hadn't!
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.