Aed jokes
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Have a great year!
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Have a great day today!
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
I did a walk.
Angel is a good word.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
How do fish get to school?
On a octobus.
Lol.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.