Aed jokes
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
You're a fat poop poop!
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Have a great year!
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Have a great day today!
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!