Aed jokes
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks, "Hey, if I can make you laugh, I don’t have to pay." The girl in the window says, "Okay." The guy says, "A little boy named Timmy lost his arms." The girl says, "Oh no!" The guy says, "And his dad left him when he was 4." The girl says, "Uhh yeah." The guy says, "Okay, I guess I’ll be paying then." The girl asks, "Okay, and what name will that be under?" The guy says, "Timmy, I’m Timmy."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
I am a beautiful person.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
You're a fat poop poop!
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.