Aed jokes
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.