So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Adoption Jokes
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
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I wear a nose on my forehead.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
I fucked your girl.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”
