ur mom
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
My will to live.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
you.
My life.
