Adoption jokes
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.