Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven
one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent
me: are you an orphan? orphan: yes how did you know and what gave me away? me: where's your parents? orphan: died and i have a phone why? me: because it has a home button.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Welcome to alexs orphanage, you make em, we take em.
Roblox Brookhaven be like
ABC if you wanna be adopted ABC if you wanna be my friend ABC if you wanna be a banker ABC if you wanna rob the bank ABC if you wanna date ABC if you wanna sex
hi ii'm adopt and you guys hurt my feelings it is not god :(😔😞😔🥺 ii'm just a kid ii'm 7.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
im adopted :[
kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
The adoption centre threw a party. Why? Cause the parents weren't home.
When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!
My enemy told me I’m adopted so I told him at at least I got adopted
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
