Adoption jokes
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.