Browser jokes

What were the webs?

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

bradley

Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?

On a website.