Browser jokes

What were the webs?

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

bradley

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?

On a website.