Adoption jokes

Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.

I adopted a dog. It's gone now.

At least homeless people in China are not starving.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get.

Me.

My will to live.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

you.

My life.