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Ad jokes

Wordplay

    • Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

    Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

    Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

    Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

    Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

    Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

    Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

    Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

    Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

    Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

    Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

    Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

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    • Encounter

    • Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”

    Person 2: “Seven.”

    Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”

    Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”

    (Based on an encounter I had recently)

    Kanye West

    • I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

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    • 2023

    • People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.

    2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!

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    • Minister

    • What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

    They both thank you for your financial support.

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    • Ugliness

    • I'm not saying I'm ugly...

    But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

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    • Identity

    • I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

    Dad

    • I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

    Mask

    • Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

    Bottom

    • Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

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    • MEd

    • Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.

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    • Head

    • What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed

    Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

    Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet

    Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)

    Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)

    Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!

    Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!