MEd

MEd Jokes

Bottle

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

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  • Schizophrenia

    I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.

    Memes

    Zebra

    I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

    Atm

    P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

    What does ATM stand for?

    Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

    😂🤣

    Ad

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    Hope

    I gave up hope and I liked it!!

    I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})