I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
What do you call a doctor in panera bread
panera med
Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
