Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Paul Walker.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
