Actor jokes
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.