Actor jokes
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
All these bows and arrows and I'd still give more of Jeremy Renner's work a shot.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"