I can't tell whats farther the great wall of China or how far Paul Walker flew out his windshield
Hey did you know Paul walker's gay Why do you say that Because he likes to wrap himself around long old wood
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
What actor do orphans hate? Dom Terreto (family)
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the queen? Paul Walker passed 100 before he died
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
I am really hot but I hate water what am I
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
