What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
if will smith could be in any movie he would be in find my hair line
Tell who we are
What actor do orphans hate? Dom Terreto (family)
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Why do tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Why are Indians such good actors
Most of them are phone scammers
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Cameron Boyce
I'm making a new movie, it's called "veggie tale's" My star actor is Stephen Hawking's
