Actor jokes
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Paul Walker.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.