Actor

Actor Jokes

Male

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

Orphan

What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?

Both get food thrown at them some of the time.

Line

If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”

Joker

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

Penis

Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.

Hairline

Your hairline pushed too far back.

Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D

Superman

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.

Print

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

Racecar

How do you spell racecar backwards?

racecar

How do you spell racecar sideways?

Paul Walker's death.

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  • Convention

    What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...

    We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...

    Hairline

    Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

    Knife

    Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

    Mom: Witherspoon.

    Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

    Die Hard

    If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

    Method

    Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.