Actor jokes
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Memes
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Paul Walker.