Actor jokes
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Biggest joke?
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Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
According to Michael J. Fox, rumors of a "Back to the Future" part 4 are a little shaky.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
The president of a company comes in to talk to his employees. He says, "As you know, sales have been way down and many of you are not meeting your quotas. We decided to SHAKE things up a bit and introduce you to our new Vice President: Michael J. Fox."
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?