If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Let's go Brendan Fraser
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
