Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person Christopher Walking.
How do you find Will smith in the snow ?
You look for the fresh prints
What does vin diesel eat for dinner Survival Guilt
Chuck norris is...
what? You don't need to know what he is. he's just, chuck
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Dad: I heard and actor killed them selves with a knife, it was Reese something. Mom: Witherspoon. Dad: no with a knife you dummy.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the queen? Paul Walker passed 100 before he died
Chris Hemsworth is Australian and Thor is from space does that make him an Australien
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster. —Shane Richie, British actor
Let's go Brendan Fraser
Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol.
I can't tell whats farther the great wall of China or how far Paul Walker flew out his windshield
Hey did you know Paul walker's gay Why do you say that Because he likes to wrap himself around long old wood
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
(no joke) paul walker is the best legend to go down in history, change my mind
