Actor jokes

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.

Why did the octopus cry?

Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."

- Charlie Chaplin

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”

How do you find Will Smith?

You look for the Fresh Prince.

Why did Paul Walker cross the street?

Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

A) Robert Drowney Jr.

What is stronger than family?

The tree Paul Walker hit.