Actor

Actor Jokes

Crime

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

Role

John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."

Fiancee: "Break a leg!"

Difference

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

Day

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

Movie Star

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

Movie

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

Kid

Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?

He made the cut.

Computer

What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.

Movie

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.