Actor jokes
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
Memes
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
John Cena.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Tell who we are.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.