Why did Paul walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt
Chuck Norris can make minute made lemonade in 5 seconds.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehed.
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"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: September 11, two thousand fun
My girlfiends a porn star
She kill me if she found out
I actually think paul walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive
He had a change of race tho when he died
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine". I only have one line.
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
Chuck Norris docent get sun burns the sun knows better
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l
