Actor jokes
Biggest joke?
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Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Michael J. Fox goes in to get a haircut. He comes out missing an ear.
Tell who we are.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.