Actor jokes
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
If Michael J. Fox was in the middle of an earthquake, would he know it?
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite actor?
Vin Diesel.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.