When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
I’m glad I’m not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox but all he does is sits on the dashboard
Did you know Paul walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his head and shoulders on the dashboard.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeves
Actor 1: "I'm Micheal with a b and I hate insects" Actor 2: 'Wheres the b?" Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
sydney drake is hot ⛓🖤🥺😩
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common? Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
If adolf starred in the room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler” I did not
What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan.
