Actor jokes
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
The president of a company comes in to talk to his employees. He says, "As you know, sales have been way down and many of you are not meeting your quotas. We decided to SHAKE things up a bit and introduce you to our new Vice President: Michael J. Fox."
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
All these bows and arrows and I'd still give more of Jeremy Renner's work a shot.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
My girlfriend's a porn star.
She'd kill me if she found out.
Tell who we are.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.