As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common? Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
why did the man die of the actors performance?
the performance was unbeLIVEable
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
If adolf starred in the room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler” I did not
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person Christopher Walking.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan.
How do you find Will smith in the snow ?
You look for the fresh prints
What does vin diesel eat for dinner Survival Guilt
Chuck norris is...
what? You don't need to know what he is. he's just, chuck
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian and Thor is from space does that make him an Australien
Dad: I heard and actor killed them selves with a knife, it was Reese something. Mom: Witherspoon. Dad: no with a knife you dummy.
