Actor jokes

John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."

Fiancee: "Break a leg!"

Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩

John Cena.

Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."

- Charlie Chaplin

Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

A) Robert Drowney Jr.

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...

We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.

Why did the octopus cry?

Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.

My girlfriend's a porn star.

She'd kill me if she found out.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?

Morgan.

Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?

Because he had good taste.

I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.

Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?

He made the cut.