Actor jokes
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.