Actor jokes
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Paul Walker.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.