Actor

Actor Jokes

Movie

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Movie

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

Inbreeding

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Movie

I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.

Difference

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

Method

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

Grenade

Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.

And then it exploded.

Movie Star

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

Vasectomy

what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"

Flash

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

Paul Walker

Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?

Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

Superman

Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.