Actor jokes
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.