Actor jokes

The president of a company comes in to talk to his employees. He says, "As you know, sales have been way down and many of you are not meeting your quotas. We decided to SHAKE things up a bit and introduce you to our new Vice President: Michael J. Fox."

All these bows and arrows and I'd still give more of Jeremy Renner's work a shot.

What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?

A milkshake.

Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.

According to Michael J. Fox, rumors of a "Back to the Future" part 4 are a little shaky.

Michael J. Fox goes in to get a haircut. He comes out missing an ear.

Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"

Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".

Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?

Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.

If Michael J. Fox was in the middle of an earthquake, would he know it?

Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite actor?

Vin Diesel.

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.