Nicolas Cage jokes

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.