Nicolas Cage jokes

Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?

He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.