Nicolas Cage jokes
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
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One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
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Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
When you figure out your sibling is an online dater:
