100+ Best Action Jokes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris

gay for Jules · 6 years ago

Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.

Wife

Anonymous · 1 year ago

POV its late at night and your wife lickes her lips

A close-up image of a dog's face with its mouth open, teeth showing, and one eye squinting. The dog is looking to the side, and its expression appears mischievous.

Chuck Norris

Anonymous · 9 years ago

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

Lamp

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

Afghanistan

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A photograph of a television screen showing the streaming service Tubi. The movie displayed is titled "Osombie," listed as 2012, 1 hr 35 min, TV-MA, Action, Horror. The synopsis reads: "While in Afghanistan, a Colorado yoga instructor and a NATO special forces team encounter an undead Osama Bin-Laden and his zombie terrorist army." The movie poster image shows the zombie Osama Bin-Laden with glowing blue eyes and a beard. Over the image, text says, "tubi genuinely be having anything."

Man

offensivegifsguy · 1 year ago

An animated man wearing a headset with a determined but strained expression. The text "Lock in!" is superimposed on the image.

Shit

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoonish bird with an angry expression and a burning fuse above its head is below the text "It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits."

Kid

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Always the kid who acts gay

A person with pointy ears and blond hair from behind, with the text "The guy who's willing to do anything for $10" above it.

Clown

Wade · 2 years ago

DaddyWise

The image is a three-panel sequence. The first panel shows a close-up of the clown's face with the text "BE AFRA-" below. The second panel displays a different character with the text "HARDER DADDY!" below it, and the last panel shows the clown again.

Hair

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

A four panel image featuring different characters whipping their hair. The text reads "I whip my hair back and forth" for the first three panels and "ALL OF YOU STOP THAT!" in the last panel.

Kid

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A child sits in a high chair covered in spaghetti and sauce with a green food tray in front of him. The text overlay reads, "He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids."

Hell

PussyTickler · 3 years ago

henderson what the helllllll are you doing

A person is upside down with their legs in the air, holding onto the arm of what looks like a piece of exercise equipment. The text is: "henderson what the helllllll are you doing".

Reaction

kryss_mock · 3 years ago

lol

The image is a pie chart with three segments. The largest segment, colored red, represents "unlock the door and stand there." A smaller orange segment is labeled "laugh hard," and an even smaller yellow segment is labeled "kill some bitches."

Text

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

An image of cartoon character Cyborg from Teen Titans with the text "NOW." written in bold text above him.

Time

ADHD autist · 3 years ago

Ok, @loserispro This simple action took me a while to perform, what do you think?

The image shows a collection of different colored shapes arranged in rows and columns with a total of 1945 written in the bottom right corner.

Mother

Cupツ · 2 years ago

have yall watched thisss

The image contains four movie posters for the movie "Kidnap". The top two posters are identical with a close up of a woman's face with the word "Kidnap" in red letters. The bottom left poster shows the woman from the movie with an angry expression. It has the text "Kidnap Official Trailer" in white letters on it. The bottom right poster is an image of the woman and the text "They messed with the wrong mother". The word "Kidnap" is also present.

Regret

Anonymous · 2 years ago

This just inspired me to take action.

A black and white kitten with blue eyes sits on a wooden floor. There is a text bubble near the kitten's head that reads, "You will die with regrets."

Car

MATTIX · 1 year ago

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two cars with text above and below each image. The image on the left shows a red classic car with the text "Cars in action movies" above it and the text "Still works after being shot 1000 times" below it. The image on the right shows a small black car with the text "Cars in horror movies" above it and the text "Can't even start" below it.

Movie

Seb · 1 year ago

See you, SaH.

A still from the movie "The Terminator" showing the Terminator (played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) with sunglasses, looking back with the text "I'LL BE BACK" overlaid.

Hand

User 👍 · 3 years ago

Who got it?

The image shows four images on the left side. The first one shows two closed fists next to each other. The second one shows two hands clapping. The third and fourth images show a Nintendo Wii game console and Will Smith, respectively. On the right side, there is an identical game console and a picture of Will Smith. At the bottom are pictures of Will Smith and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. The last picture shows a fist pointing towards the viewer. Text above reads: "Only true music fans will get this".

Community talk

Fallout

You know what, fuck it, I’m gonna go do something

QUACKSTER2.O

Someone text parker to get on

Black Girthy Veiny Dih

Poll · 9 months ago

According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".

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