Action jokes

Dad

Drunk_Donkey21 · 6 years ago

I will always remember my dad's last words....

"15 dollars and I'll jump."

Chuck Norris

Spooky monk · 8 years ago

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

Chuck Norris

Anonymous · 6 years ago

The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

Feminist

Anonymous · 8 years ago

What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?

At least one does something when it is triggered.

Orphan

Stalin · 8 years ago

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Spider-Man

Wade · 2 years ago

Dirty little Spider-Man

The image is a three-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a man with red hair holding a woman by the neck, saying, "STAY BACK OR THE LADY GETS IT!". The second panel shows Spider-Man pointing and saying, "NOT BEFORE SHE GETS IT FROM ME". The third panel shows the woman covered in white goo, with the text "SPIDERMAN HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT".

Mother

Cupツ · 2 years ago

have yall watched thisss

The image contains four movie posters for the movie "Kidnap". The top two posters are identical with a close up of a woman's face with the word "Kidnap" in red letters. The bottom left poster shows the woman from the movie with an angry expression. It has the text "Kidnap Official Trailer" in white letters on it. The bottom right poster is an image of the woman and the text "They messed with the wrong mother". The word "Kidnap" is also present.

Drum

Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

Drums at Performance

A close-up shot of a drum kit during a performance. Drumsticks are visible in motion hitting the drum. A few people are visible in the background.

Car

Ethan420 · 3 years ago

When you've crashed into a car, but it wasn't just any car...it was John Wicks car.

A black dog with wide, surprised eyes and an open mouth, showing its tongue and teeth.

$The image shows two panels. The top panel has the text: "Girl on the bus: \"I let my intrusive thoughts win and dyed my hair blue.\"" The bottom panel has the text: "Me if I let my intrusive thoughts win:" and shows a man in an orange jumpsuit sitting on a bed in what looks like a prison cell with a sign that reads "Parole Lawyer Side".$

Massacre

Toast ツ · 3 years ago

The image shows a cartoonish scene with a title that reads "Massacre Time" with a gun integrated into the text. Below it reads "with Eric & Dylan". There are two figures below. One is standing on a pile of debris holding a guitar, while the other is falling from the top. The background shows a burning city with smoke.

Clown

Wade · 3 years ago

DaddyWise

The image is a three-panel sequence. The first panel shows a close-up of the clown's face with the text "BE AFRA-" below. The second panel displays a different character with the text "HARDER DADDY!" below it, and the last panel shows the clown again.

Car

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter thread by user 'ka vinki' (@jkavinsky). The first tweet says 'getting hit by a car kinda fun fr it feels like an action movie when u roll over the hood'. The second tweet is a reply to the first, stating 'driver was crying like she killed me or something relax'. The third tweet is another reply, saying 'nurse asked me to rate the pain 1 to 10 n i said 25 n started screaming i'm getting this morphine one way or another'.

Thought

Daddy Cock · 2 years ago

Damn

A man is holding a hair dryer and pointing it at his head with the text "WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING? HIS THOUGHTS?"

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Community talk

Blasphemous Butterfly

1 month ago

its mal. since ik gianni is talking, i figured id get out what needs to be said. not for anyone else, but for my own sanity. idek where to start. 12 months gianni, 12. you wasted sm of my time. id stay up late at night worried sick for someone who didn't care about me one bit. i waited for someone who was spending his free time with minors. the only true thing you ever said to me is that i deserve better than the mon… Read more