Action jokes
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
I did not.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
There was a lot of traffic and Bob stopped.
Babu is not a child. Helmets, helmets, flares, and light gloves — which should be his undoing today — are part of the Grünsen man's music.
Risk: like Kuchi in Erdjeskos Age: after coax-caramel herring sauce.
Bob Oberstein stands on the fabric of the Tapich expedition, measuring the short axis in centimeters for the short Everest. It's not funny, but the rubber star is moved 90 degrees to the right, but it happens. Tiny Fossel bans button furong. Bob Warler. Dan Grip.
"Oh," said Bob.
Weapons are dangerous and brutal.
Long world!
Here's Bob Gusko's Purselbaum starting to do it. Shaun Aram needs to take those big steps forward.
Sing a song!
The main series of Night Remnants is Bright Rainbows and Underworld by Stuart Haystack.
Cars — Cars — Everything!
The centrifugal forces losses are high. Bob's legs no longer adhere to Dam Dirk's Hilton. You can fill your stomach with three types of pilaf. At that time, the team that worked forever released the LEGO-Tele of Trep Hinab. Bob spins quickly and is yellow-blue.
Hmm!
The final stage: Bob's Torso Destroy action film manner over the laminate of the floor try only. Go to his leg and stop at Hastor.
People.
Donkey Bob tricks Commodus with his snow harp. Good science. But if the house of God says: If you are in the Bescherung District, around the house, you cannot do that.
"The war against slaves..." Bob's comment was emotional.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if you jump and yell "parkour," it’ll just be a failed stunt.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.