Conduct

Conduct jokes

Conductor

    • A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."

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    • Shampoo

    • I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

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    • Cornell

    • Cornell has announced that they will be banning frat parties in the wake of the "Cornell 7" case. With this new policy, students will be forced to conduct all ketamine-fueled orgies in their dorms, which may limit these activities to just 6 men each.

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    • Conduct memes

    Cyclist

    • When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

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    • Conduct memes

    Community talk

    • please somebody explain to me why so many people are getting freaky on this site... like come on now. and b4 y'all call me an anime acc, that is true, and I apologize for making my account like this so if you want to tell me smt about my acc that's alright I can try my best to change my account to the best of our opinions. and if y'all want anything motivational I am here to talk :)

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