Action jokes
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
I did not.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.