What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan Vin Diesel has family
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
Run, bestie, run!
How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope
She blew on it, and it went hard.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
