Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

What do gay horses eat?

Horse dick.

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.