Worst Jokes Ever
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
My brother
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.