Worst Jokes Ever
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
You're a bish, and you are too!
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
My mental health.
York High School is the best school ever!
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
What's red and white and lives in a blender?
A baby.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Justin Bieber
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
My acquaintance, William.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.