Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Trump, must I say more?
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.