Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Trump's mom.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
What's better than poo?
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.