Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.