Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Poopoo man.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Cut.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."