Worst Jokes Ever
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
A blind man walks into a bar...
And then a chair.
And then a table.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
These jokes suck!
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.