Worst Jokes Ever
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
If you like it, please commit down.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
----> [] get in the door.
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
Holy cow!
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.