Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Your reflection.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Ttt.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.