What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. "Long time no see" is a common expression, but the joke twists it to "Long time no sea" because, well, the beach is seeing the sea (tide) after a while. Get it? I bet you didn't, you dum-dum.