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Worst Jokes Ever
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
"Yeetus to the fetus."
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didnât have parents to pay for it.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they donât know where home is.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Why canât orphans play baseball?
Itâs because they canât find home plate.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."