Worst Jokes Ever
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
Guys, if y'all don't stop making hatred stuff, I'm contacting admin.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Your mama.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What is the difference between me and a knife?
The knife has a point.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"