What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Worst Jokes Ever
Alya, do you have Discord?
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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Walmart (DYM 73).
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Me and freshfry talking.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
A depressed kid tried to give a tree a high-five, but the tree left him hanging.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
