Worst Jokes Ever
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
Stop making the jokes!
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
What do you call your mom? Gay.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.