Worst Jokes Ever
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with (DYM 130).
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
I want to die peacefully like my uncle, but I don’t own a car or have a garage.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Grace...what stinks?
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Jelianis' forehead😈
Chupapi Muñañyo
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?