Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Orphan's Baseball Problem
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is so simple, even you should get it. An orphan can't "find home" because they don't have one, get it? And in baseball, you gotta find your way back to home base. It's wordplay, genius! You probably still think the earth is flat, don't you?