What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
GURL
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
