Worst Jokes Ever
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
Big
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.