Worst Jokes Ever
I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide.
Tbh they really left me hanging there.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.