Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

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    What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?

    The vegetable gets picked.

    If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

    What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

    I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

    Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."

    Tyler: "Why?"

    Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."

    Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?

    Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.

    Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.

    If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

    They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

    I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.