Worst Jokes Ever
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.