Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.