Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.

I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.