Worst Jokes Ever
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he died.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"