Worst Jokes Ever
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.