Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.